Cheer up you miserable sod.
It's only what you make it.
If your area is suffering, move somewhere better. :

No problem down south.
I picked up 5 in 5 days last week!
And they're all better priced than my old work.
The only way is up.

Haven't lost ONE single job to the recession.
God, if I can be positive and expect to get more money every year, then anyone can.