First I was afraid,I was petrified,
tried to clean her sisal,wish I'd never tried,
it's shrunk to half the size,dried patchy as can be,
Now I wish I'd never called,'cause now she's blaming me!!
Go on now go,walk out the door,
just turn around now,'cause your not welcome anymore,
you tried your very best,but it just didn't go to plan,
and now she's on the phone,she's calling her old man!!
Go on now run,run out the door,
her husband's 18 stone,and also 6 foot 4,
he's coming home to see,the damage that youv'e done,
and when he's through with you,you'll wish you'd run,run,run!!!
