[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

"Oh, are you hot? Should I have not put the heating on before you arrived?"


And I didn't get offered a drink either. 

[derek west]

from the first part i thought she was coming onto you roger.

[clinton]

Rogers a gentleman

[Aquakleen Restoration Services]

Wheres parts 1-36???

[M.Acorn]

Will you still charge me if the stain does not come out !

[spindle]

can you do anything with that cigarette burn??

[M.Acorn]

If you have any spare solution can you just go over that rug for me !

[derek west]

can i pay you in kind?
ditch the zimmer and i'll think about it.
sorry poor taste
but i thought it was funny

[Neil Williams]

"Oh aren't you going to clean under that unit"

This would be the 8 foot long solid oak display cabinet still containg all the display items

or

"Are you sure you can't do anything with the bedroom carpet"

This would be the 15 year old carpet, that is now 3mm thick because the foam backed underlay died and turned to dust at least 5 years ago. 

or
 
Is there anything you can do about that mark near the door, that's where I dropped the steam iron

Guessed it was by the perfect shaped it had burnt into the carpet 

[richy27]

I swore i had 3 bedrooms not 2 -----------   it must be the drugs

[Buster Ingram]

Because I'm not having under my double bed cleaned can you run over my settee instead 

[clinton]

Dave

[will01]

"Instead of cleaning behind the tv unit can you just give that "Mat" a quick clean"?

Cue cream colored 6x4 thick pile acrylic or wool rug with multiple stains!!

[jacko]

"Sorry we don't have any hot water - but i can boil you a kettle"!

[Derek_Walker]

Is that as good as my vax?

[daysdeepclean]

How many days will it take to dry?

[Pureandclean]

You haven't seen my hamster, have you ? 

[Mike Osbourne]

 

[Shaun_Ashmore]

I've seen your ad in the YP and was ringing for quotes can your system clean and dry? and can you beat £25 for my 3pc suite to be cleaned?

"I'll fickin beat you!"

Shaun

[carpet_care]

customer pulls the suite out where it has never been walked on then points to the back patio doors where years of sun damage have faded the dark blue carpet to sky blue points back to theunder the suite and says thats how it should look love 


    Andy Locke.