Funny you should say that about Yellow Pages, I have seen them left out side many houses in my area for days at a time, we use back doors.
Blowing in Street etc
But where is mine.
Also if your phone is not ringing get out phone book and make someone elses ring, checking number with numbercheck.co.uk first of course.
Also something must be wrong as I have three calls a day from Web Site providers etc
One cheekie numpty asked me why I was at home. I gently explained that I operate a cleaning empire and was responsible for stratergy etc.
Ian