I went to price a job today,

never took me so long to measure up and price a job 6 bedrooms, 1 jaccuzzi room a couple of lounge area,s a rest area and a tv room and reception , and got to admit i loved every minute I was there

Scantily clad ladies in abundance all very friendly, cup of coffee with them all .... you just could not help but look at them , I,m only here to look at the carpets I said, thats alright you can look at us as much as you want was the reply
Well got the job, must go clean next week after closing 10pm ,
Oh ,yes it was a massage parlour

Geoff