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jaykie

Equal opportunities statement
« on: January 14, 2009, 09:22:34 am »
Does anyone have one of these.

Chris

AuRavelling79

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Re: Equal opportunities statement
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2009, 06:15:24 pm »
It don't matter if you're a girl or boy
When I decide who to employ...

And if to me you do send her
I won't segregate her on gender

You can even wear panty-hose
When you reel in the hose

She can spend her lunch time at the shops
If she works until she drops

If she works 'til 5 o' clock
That would be quite a shock

So send the ladies here for equal pay
and equal work, is that OK?

And I'll make up for my misogyny
By making her my prodigy!
It's a game of three halves!

chrisyg

Re: Equal opportunities statement
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2009, 06:16:51 pm »
More of a poem than a statement..

good all the same :D

jaykie

Re: Equal opportunities statement
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2009, 06:19:48 pm »
Gutted I posted it 3 hours ago i could of added that