[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

I delivered 50 leaflets 3pm today on the way home and just got in and got two calls on answerphone from the estate i delivered too. 

......complaining about the junk mail :

[Mike Halliday]

I was thinking of delivering some leaflets on the way home tonight, only 20 or 30 but couldn't be bothered.

when I got home I had 3 calls on the ansaphone, all them on the lines of......" you were thinking of putting a leaflet through my door this afternoon, I thought I'd save you the bother and call you anyhow"

just show how great leaflets are!!

YOU JUST HAVE TO THINK ABOUT PUTTING THEM OUT........ AND THEY BRING IN WORK!!

 I going to think about doing it again all day tomorrow, should bring in loads of work

[Mike Osbourne]

An even smugger git. 

[clinton]

Mike

You beat me too it

You charmer

[sherco]

I delivered 50 leaflets 3pm today on the way home and just got in and got two calls on answerphone from the estate i delivered too. 

......complaining about the junk mail :

No they were inquiries regarding cc as i have just phoned them back....Funny thing is i have just had a call from the police, somebody reported me acting suspicious, i explained to the copper on the phone i was delivering carpet cleaning leaflets, and he said that's fine, and he said do you cover crowborough area! as his wife wants there carpets cleaned, so i got three jobs today to look at....

[Mike Osbourne]

Someone told me when I was a lad that what you dwell on becomes a reality.

Anyway kate bush and Blondie are looking a bit rough these days so I don't want it to become a reality now.

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

Someone told me when I was a lad that what you dwell on becomes a reality.

Anyway kate bush and Blondie are looking a bit rough these days so I don't want it to become a reality now.

Showing my age but also include Suzie Quatro.

Incidentally, I've heard it call "iceberg syndrome". If you get a new car and are terrified of scratching it, then if that's what you worry about unduly that is exactly what will happen.

[JandS]

Not tried leaflets yet but I do post business cards periodically in areas I'm working in, usually 80 to 100 at a go and every time I've done it I've had 1 call and sometimes 2 from them.
Also had calls a couple of months down the line from people who've put them to 1 side for later.
I know what I do with leaflets, I don't even look at them most of the time just bin them.
Another thing I've started doing is giving customers a fridge magnet of my business cards so the future will reveal how effective these are.
I think that's a COOL idea!!!!!!!!!!!

John

[Mike Osbourne]

John ever thought of doing them frequently rather than periodically? 

[derek west]

pans people for me.
oh i am greedy.
derek

[Mike Osbourne]

Kenny Everett


No the show I mean! Those hot gossip girls! Filth on legs.

[derek west]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

hills angels,
derek

[clinton]

I remember the hot gossip girls  oooohh

[Mike Osbourne]

How sad are we?

[derek west]

very

derek

[clinton]

What about the new bird on coundown

[Mike Osbourne]

The nearest I get to Hot Gossip these days is the Mrs telling me about Mandy the receptionist and her expanding waistline since the office party.

[clinton]

Mike

Just hope it wasnt you smooching with the lovley mandy

[Shaun_Ashmore]

What about Legs and co ?

Shaun

[derek west]

shaun ya yungun
didn't they replace pans people. guess they were before your time.
oh to be young and be able to wand and wave.
i'm only jealous
derek