biggest problem i had today was getting back home i live on top of
a hill in a culde sac couldnt get up there so instead of wheel spinning
for half hour and going sideways like most of the halfwits were i got off my
arse fetched me shovel and a bucket and went to those big yellow gritting
barrels and spread grit over about 200yrds of road.ten mins later i drove up
to my house no problem

you should have seen the looks i was getting
anybody would think i had just invented the wheel,bloody halfwits
