Things people always say and my response.
The common one you will make it rain, and I say if it does I won’t charge you for the extra rinse.
That was quick; I know I’m good aren’t I.

You missed a bit, a lad who worked for me said to her “that’s very unusual give me your telephone number”

I have been approached on the street and in supermarkets by women who have said “I’m desperate for a window cleaner” and I just start laughing and then watch the embarrassment.

What you favorite replies.
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