[simon knight]

I tell you guys my wrist is aching like buggery but coming on the site has really cheered me up!

 

[jeff1]

And don't forget to add that you now use its teeth as a scraper

[davids3511]

Thank God it's the left wrist rather than the right which is the w@nking one

Indeed, you're not going to have much else to do for the next week or so

[Oakley Windows]

You'll end up with slant eye's and buck teeth

That's what happened to me! 

I don't believe that for one minute looking at that dress Tosh  slant eye's buck teeth and a geordie accent what a combination Lol

That'd be a good reason to slash your wrists, lets not encourage him 

[Tosh]

Hey, guys,

I'm the best looking window cleaner in Chepstow; by a mile!

But I guess that's no compliment really, since there's some really ugly looking window cleaners round this area; and at least I've still got lots of hair;  unlike Squeaky?

 

[jeff1]

Hey, guys,

I'm the best looking window cleaner in Chepstow; by a mile!

But I guess that's no compliment really, since there's some really ugly looking window cleaners round this area; and at least I've still got lots of hair;  unlike Squeaky?

 

I don't have a bald spot, I have a solar panel for a sex machine

[Tosh]

You can't charge good prices if you're bald!

[tomy jackson]

we all have days when we shud have staed in bed hope your not to long off work

[jeff1]

You can't charge good prices if you're bald!

I manage good prices here, some lady's love baldy men 

[Moderator David@stives]

Tosh

Who was it who grassed on you ?

[mistersqueegee]

You can't charge good prices if you're bald!

I manage good prices here, some lady's love baldy men 

Here, here Jeff!

[simon knight]

Well my first day in captivity...sods law, a stunningly beautiful day and good money to be made...but no!...I sit indoors and do my tax return

Have also found time to cook a pork casserole for dinner tonight...loads of Brownie points from Mrs K...perhaps even some sex later...yeah right :

[Oakley Windows]

Pork? Sex? Hand?

Am I missing something?