[*paul_moss]

I must say that reading some of the funny answers on this forum doubles me over,some seriously funny guys on here, some who I think should be on the TV and not cleaning carpets.
Ive got to say of late some of Chris Strakers fun remarks make be burst out laughing, my wife looks across at me as if im mad.

Paul

[strakercleaning]

Kind words Paul.
My wife also says that i make her laugh out loud but i will get undressed with the lights off in future................ .
I, personally, find some of the things that Len Gribble says very funny..........add that to his type as you say method and it gets even better 

[Len Gribble]

Paul

You want to meet him in the flesh and don’t say I didn’t warn you! By the way he’s been in films what have been on TV

Len

[strakercleaning]

Len,
Don't think sitting in pub on The Bill or Eastenders counts as 'being on tv'...................mind you, Eastenders repeat fees do pay for tv licence

[Len Gribble]

Chris

Don’t you get repeat fees for James Bond films like doctor No?

Haven’t brought a tv licence in years, never mind about god save the queen god save the mother in law!

Len

[HolmansUKLTD]

What about all those dirty films you made in the 70's Chris


And  if you put yodas voice over what Len types its incredible

[strakercleaning]

Len........only in Bond 18 & 19
Nick........I was only 17 at the end on the 70's.........that would make them ILLEGAL films 
and I am sure i saw Len fiddling in his pockets recently, trying to adjust his lightsabre apparently 

[HolmansUKLTD]

Do you wanna fight me Straker? :

[strakercleaning]

Maybe we could start up a 'Fight Club' for members of the trade and forums.
Stopped doing JuJitsu at Wandsworth Prison 3 yrs ago, not done other martial art for 12 years and been out of the Military Police for 15 years..................prepared to try and get back in shape though.

[HolmansUKLTD]

Dont belive him people he was banged up for 5 years!!

Chris man tell them the truth

[Len Gribble]

Chris

Don’t have any pocket the wife holds the purse stings, but she plays with them a lot, I need to ask for rise

Wandsworth prison?  Did you bump into a warden called Colin tattoo on arm bulldog, now emigrated dose welding on the side?

Len

[strakercleaning]

Len,
Did he emigrate with the bulldog and do they work together, doing the welding?
No........warden called John was the instructor.Bit of a mix of Ju Jitsu and Aikido and he was top3 in country with Katana (sword). We trained in the social club and enjoyed a copule of pints of 1664 afterwards, at £1.75 a pint

[Ian Gourlay]

I always thought there was somthing strange about Chris did he say he was a Trans Vestite

[strakercleaning]

WAS but wig made my head itch

[dave401uk]

Made you head itch?
you should be on medication 

Dave

[Dave Parry]

Looking like that I think he is

[Tonyb]

"And  if you put yodas voice over what Len types its incredible"

Ive been in stitches going back on lens posts and doing this......try it.....its great!!! lol.