[ftp]

Packed up early today 'cos of the weather, just had a garbled call "someones chucked eggs on our windows - how much to get them off?" How long have they been there? i asked. "couple of hours" I'll do it straight away then i said, be ten quid. "can you do it tomorrow?" No i said i'd rather do it now whilst it's still wet. "don't bother then!" she said.  : some people.

[cat9921]

Why would she whant to have eggs on the windows for a another day

some people  :

[matt]

i expect they werent cooked yet

[Cleaner Windows]

very funny matt but I dont think its much of a yolk  :

[prestigeclean]

probably from there previous window cleaner who they did,nt pay lol

[tacky]

a lot of the messeges on here ar scrambled .im not saying anymore so dont   egg  me on

[L.J.Thorpe]

i am suprised they did not want it done there and then
it was an egg-spress service after all :

[simon123]

i am suprised they did not want it done there and then
it was an egg-spress service after all :

Mr thorpe that is eggs actly what I was finkin 

[simon123]

You should be egg static you dont have to clean the orrible stuff off mate 

[ftp]

I was more eggs-asperated to be honest. Well i would have been if i could spell it.

[simon123]

I was more eggs-asperated to be honest. Well i would have been if i could spell it.

I think you are proving a good eggs ample to us all mate  :  This is my last post on here i promise 

[tacky]

the cheeky devil .u should have knocked the door n said ,com on lets get cracking.

[ftp]

You "poached" that joke from somewhere?

[tacky]

olso price the job up well cus it is eggausting work.n tell her u dont work for chicken feed .

[seandyer2003]

i had a guy a few week back, asked if id do a one off clean, it was next door to one i already did and i knew the size etc so quoted double for the one off, anyway got there the week after and the whole house was plasteres in egg!!and it had been on for months cos the windows were caked!! i just walked off, he never approached me since probably knows he was trying it on, like i was gonna do it!!:)

[seandyer2003]

olso price the job up well cus it is eggausting work.n tell her u dont work for chicken feed .

eggsactly couldnt resist

[ftp]

I put this post up eggspecting some serious threads but all i got was a load of egg jokes,

[Cleaner Windows]

I know, its eggsasperating at the very least, grown men on a window cleaning thread getting all eggsited about egg on windows!!!
whatever next?? someone here will start a thread asking which came first, the chicken or the egg :O

[simon123]

I know, its eggsasperating at the very least, grown men on a window cleaning thread getting all eggsited about egg on windows!!!
whatever next?? someone here will start a thread asking which came first, the chicken or the egg :O

That is the best post so far !   eggs alent  !

[alanwilson]

thats enough - ftp you're egging the rest of them on.