[Damian]

David-please do not thank me as i really get more pleasure out of many satisfied customers ringing me on a daily routine thanking me and my staff for work well done.

We also earn less than 500 quid a week and could not justify charging such un-realistic rates, nor working for more-how could you possibly ask for more?

My work is not all carpet cleaning tho as i supply floorcoverings too-but i would never ever put a man onsite in Birkenhead or Coventry (or wherever?) and ask for more than 500 a week-its unheard of isnt it?

Trying-or even attempting to argue using words which you dont really understand does prove a tiring exercise but is actually amusing me but promise me one thing-put the special brew down at ten o'clock so that you may get a decent shift in on the following day!

Ah remembered that other great saying-did your mothers midwife throw away the best bit?

Love the banter-STOP-CARRY ON!

Damian.

[derek west]

had me tea and biscuits so i'm off guys, got to be up in ten mins or she might leave me.
i'll read the rest of the bollox in the morning.
derek

[garyj]

had me tea and biscuits so i'm off guys, got to be up in ten mins or she might leave me.
i'll read the rest of the bollox in the morning.
derek

When you will be as dry as a bone     

[clinton]

Derek did you say tea and viagra

[derek west]

clinton
not yet but when the times comes.
got my first 2 jobber today. and i mean carpet cleaning this time.
derek

[clinton]

 

How did you get on mate?

[derek west]

terrible clinton
turned the first one down when i got there, belgium wilton, she said she didn't mind it shrinking so i said fair enough, got there, moved the furniture and then i saw warn patches right through to the jute. so i told her straight there was no way i could stop that getting wet, and if it browned then the carpet would be ruined, so she thanked me for my honesty and give me a tenner for hoovering, then went to the next job, single room (very small garage conversion)£50, she had some wax in another room so i said can i get it out for her free of charge (oooo errr misses), it only took me 30 mins to clean the first room so i thought its the least i could do. steamer and truck mount extraction, there was a candle factory under the carpet i swear, everytime i got some out a shed load more came to the surface, took me half an hour. then travelled half an hour to do another quote, turned out she was EOT and didnt want a quality job, took my card though for future ref as she was well impressed with my patwa. then i went to do a survey for  an estate agent and now ive got the sock dye dilemma, (see other thread). so crap day really, think its the longest day ive done for the least amount of money. roll on sunday, 1 job, full house, £240. oh yes, kerching
how many vikings?
derek

[clinton]

Hi derek where are all these belgium wiltons comeing from mate?Y pages etc?

Think you did the right thing turning it down i would have done the same and still do when i think there could be problems so i wouldnt let it get you down.

Least your learning derek and i did that way years ago and i did some mingers that turned into long jobs..

I saw the sock one too and it might be the pile as someone posted.

A dozen vikings

[derek west]

clinton
could be but i contacted prochem and they told me how to get it out if it is dye transfer.
still lovin it though,
derek

[The Great One]

Hi derek where are all these belgium wiltons comeing from mate?Y pages etc?

Think you did the right thing turning it down i would have done the same and still do when i think there could be problems so i wouldnt let it get you down.

Least your learning derek and i did that way years ago and i did some mingers that turned into long jobs..

I saw the sock one too and it might be the pile as someone posted.

A dozen vikings

Ah One of the benefits of being a dry carpet cleaner, straight in, Clean, get paid leave...

No testing, umming or ahhing.

How sweet it is...

Regards

Martin

[Shaun_Ashmore]

Ah yes martin, dry and fresh but wait a minute we're missing something.....

Clean, nearly forgot!

I cleaned with Host and Capture years ago when Mr.Spock was a little Vulcan no way never again could never get the risers on those stairs cleaned.

Shaun

[Gerry Styles]

£500!!!! - petty cash. Yesterday £325, today £479, Thurs/Fri £850 combined. I earned £1300 pcm as an Area Manager working 80hrs plus per week. Driving 250 miles plus each day.

[Mike Osbourne]

It's a nice feeling isn't it Gerry.

[Gerry Styles]

Yes, finding some of my landlords not so keen to replace and asking me more if I can make it last another year

[Mike Osbourne]

I've noticed that and for once a recession is working for me just like the Uber Rich!

[Gerry Styles]

Mike

Heard that 2 CC are gone in Weston, have you heard anything?

[carlton care]

Good that your earning so much Gerry. How much is c/c as I notice you do much more. Hope you're considering the best way to invest your considerable earnings while it's there.

robert m

[Mike Osbourne]

I may be wrong but one may be Kevin, Kestrel. I know he was trying to sell his business, but he told me it was he had other more profitable ventures. Not sure who else?

There's got to be at least 20 CC who will pitch for work in Weston, so not suprised.

[Gerry Styles]

All that is CC, Have office cleaning contracts as well. Wife and kids even though all grown up will be looking to help (relieve) me of some of my investment