[cleanability]

One question which I find really funny is......I finish a job and they ask " Can I or when can I give it clean with my vacuum cleaner"  lollllllllllllll I've just given this "The Most Thorough Clean Ever" as i state in my advert and they want to hoover it when i finish   lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Chris

[Shaun_Ashmore]

Do you want paying now? 

Shaun

[John Gregory]

Is cash alright

[John Gregory]

I cleaned a house today for a Asian family at one point there were 7 adults and 2 kids playing football in a 12x12 bedroom I was trying to clean , are we getting in your way?


John

[prodry]

Lady aked today, would the water go through the floor and into the flat below. 

[carpet guy]

How about............Can you give me a quote ?

[Mike Halliday]

as you get out of your signwritten van   "do you clean carpets?"

[Deep Clean Newcastle Gateshead]

Are the carpets left wet or damp?

[Derek_Walker]

After cleaning some seriously oily carpets on a tug boat with the truckmount, one of the crew says it's not as good as the vax is it 

[homenclean]

My brother in law has one of these machines!

Well why isnt he cleaning it?

or when quoting: ow its more than its is to hire a machine from homebase!

What do they expect

John

[david holland]

 Q How much to do a flood ?

  Ans

 Lets start at a million and discount down shall we !!!!


OR

 Q Well the carpets were not that dirty

Ans

You rang me !!!


 

[spencer davies]

The last bloke managed to get an iron mark out 

S

[Straker Cleaning]

Can i pay you now 

[spindle]

can i give your number to my friend?

[Straker Cleaning]

Is it chemical free cleaning ?......... is my fave at the mo 

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

Having done the quotation and now gone to the van to bring my equipment in:

"You're not going to bring that into my house are you?"

(What I wish I'd said in reply), "No Madam, I'm going to lick your carpet clean!"



Or, when looking at a plain,light coloured wool carpet:

"It's only children's paint. I've tried lots of things without success so I called you in."

[Bob Allen]

"its only surface dirt"
"how much for cash"
or when you ask the customer what type of material is her suite made of she says"normal upholster fabric"

[Shaun_Ashmore]

or normal room size after!

After I've said that there are so many different rooms sizes that there is no such thing as a 'normal room size'

Shaun

[Straker Cleaning]

Someone said recently, that they wanted an idea of cost to clean average sized dining room ............ last 4 dining rooms i had done, prior to that,  were all  110-115 sq metres each ......... would have frightened the life out of her 

[Shaun_Ashmore]

I have an old lady that rings me up occassionally, she's a bit far away to just fit her in but the conversation goes "how much to clean my porch carpet 6ft x 4ft?, it's not very big and I want a good job done, can you come today, and I can replace it for a £10", she rings about every 2 months, I have told her that it's cheaper to replace if £10 is all it will cost and that I can't do it straight away.

She probably due to call soon.

Shaun