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jouk45

how long will you last as a window cleaner
« on: April 11, 2008, 10:10:23 pm »
this is frightening. if you dont want to know by pass it,
http://www.deathclock.com/     :'(

mark dew

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Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2008, 10:16:45 pm »
just need the twilight zone music now!! :o

tacky

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Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2008, 10:17:13 pm »
too late i married her

Tosh

Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2008, 10:18:48 pm »
2042!

That's great.  I've got years left; according to that site.


LWC

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Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2008, 10:19:26 pm »
2058...plenty of time

jouk45

Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2008, 10:21:48 pm »
it says i have enough time for a drink  ;D

marc

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Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2008, 10:35:01 pm »
4th oct 2042 but if you lie about ya birthday you can live longer lol

Tosh

Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2008, 10:38:44 pm »
Do you guys know we've got an off-topic section on this forum for this sort of stuff?

We could do with some new blood there.

Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2008, 10:44:33 pm »
A bit more on topic - how long do you think you can operate wfp? Will your shoulders pop or your arms give out when you get near sixty?


Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2008, 10:46:54 pm »
this is frightening. if you dont want to know by pass it,
http://www.deathclock.com/     :'(
I am living till I am 82 thats a result, I have had cancer quite a few times now, and I will die from it, so the doctors are lying to me, thats great news

jouk45

Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2008, 10:57:55 pm »
A bit more on topic - how long do you think you can operate wfp? Will your shoulders pop or your arms give out when you get near sixty?
well am nearly 50 and my arm muscle got torn, been of on medication for 2 weeks, back to work wed or thur, its a painful thing, ian  sorry to hear that, 

Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2008, 11:10:59 pm »
A bit more on topic - how long do you think you can operate wfp? Will your shoulders pop or your arms give out when you get near sixty?
well am nearly 50 and my arm muscle got torn, been of on medication for 2 weeks, back to work wed or thur, its a painful thing, ian  sorry to hear that, 
dont feel sry for me m8, I am fine, it is my niece that is 2 I feel sry for her, she maybe dying from it shes already lost an arm to cancer now maybe the shoulder and her life. Some people dont know how good they have got life yet they still moan and feel sry for themselves.

Ian

Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2008, 08:08:15 am »
I might make seventy four ;D all very vague if you ask me, i might lose weight next year then my calculations would be different. I have a history of cancer too the site forgets to ask that. There again you could fall off a ladder tomorrow! ;D

Paul Coleman

Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2008, 08:31:34 am »
this is frightening. if you dont want to know by pass it,
http://www.deathclock.com/     :'(

That was really freaky.  Apparently, I have until Jan 8th 2028 when I will be 71 - probably due to being so overweight.  The freaky bit about it is that my mother died on January 8th - back in 1976.  Spooky or what?  Still, mathematically speaking, the odds are only 1 in 365 so it's not so odd really I guess.
I did a bit of playing around with the figures.  Apparently, getting myself down to my medically proper weight would only add 3 years BUT, cultivating an optimistic outlook rather than a "normal" one would add 25 years.  Although the numbers are subject to many variables, I can well believe that a positive outlook sustains life longer because there is evidence that happy people generally have better immune systems than unhappy people.

Paul Coleman

Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2008, 08:32:56 am »
2008 o my god!!!!

Ha ha ha ha.  Though mine was bad enough  :)

signed

G Reaper (coming to get you).

Ian Lancaster

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Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2008, 08:44:22 am »
There you go :)

Be like me - live a blameless life, work hard and you too could live to be 92 ;D ;D

Thats what window cleaning does for you ::)

(Born 1944, projected death 2036 - that'll do for me ;D ;D ;D)

Dean Aspects

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Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2008, 09:22:00 am »
I just clicked check until i got a date i was happy with  ;D
I am now going to live forever!!

Dean

Grafters Cleaning Services

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Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2008, 09:32:58 am »
looks like i'm going in the year 2020, only 12 years to go? :(
JAY "GRAFTERS"
From Southampton
www.high-shine.co.uk

jeff1

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Re: how long will you last as a window cleaner
« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2008, 09:42:40 am »
The Boss always told me I would be late for my own funeral, looks like she was right?

I died last week and I even missed the wake :'(