Today i was carpet cleaning a 4 bed house. The customer is away on holiday so I had the run of the place or so I thought.
I was cleaning the lounge carpet with the ipod on shuffle and up comes Electric six - "I wanna take you to a gay bar" song. There I am singing along having the carpet cleaners wand dance and I look up an there is a bloke stood there........eek

. I take my ear pieces out and he says "gay bar no thanks" I could have died of embarrassment

Turns out he's the next door neighbour - He though it was hilarious
