[maxcarpets]

Here it is, I think? What a beast!

[maxcarpets]

Whers my picture then? I must be that bloody ugly it wont accept it!

[gwrightson]

Here it is 
managed to get it up for you

[maxcarpets]

You got all my best features in, many thanks.

[lands]

He obviously does a lot of dry cleaning

[maxcarpets]

DID IT!

[Ian Rochester]

You've posted him upside down 

[Straker Cleaning]

Saw great profile pic on Facebook .......... had to copy and will fully understand if it is deleted  :

Still a wicked picture though 

[*paul_moss]

Here it is, I think? What a beast!

Justin can only see the top half of the picture, so stop bragging.

[elite mike]

Saw great profile pic on Facebook .......... had to copy and will fully understand if it is deleted  :

Still a wicked picture though 

that is somthing else     
mike
LOL

[Straker Cleaning]

Dawns on me now why missus has told me i would suit a 'tache 

[*paul_moss]

Yep Chris, she means a big one to cover yer noggin 

[Straker Cleaning]

Have heard of a place that makes wigs from pubic hair ............ just go in and ask for a 'clout' on the head 

[Mike Osbourne]

Ask for Mrs Merkin 

[Straker Cleaning]

Amazing .......... Mr Jonathon Taylor took time out of his Easter Saturday to leave a message on my business line telling me that he has seen the picture i posted and it is 'disgusting' and i have lost a customer  :

Two points .................... firstly, becoming a customer of mine is a long and exhaustive process. Once you have managed to book me for a survey, i will access whether your job is suitable for my service, until that time, you are not yet a customer only a 'possible client' . Based on the 'what kind of underwear are you wearing' tone of the phone call, i assume you would not have made it that far !! My wife and teenage daughter want that message saved and tracked, then reported, as they say it sounds like the voice of recent nuisance caller who also phones from 'withheld' number

Secondly ................ if the picture offended you to that degree ......... why am i not surprised that you are scouring the internet for such images on a Saturday evening, then leaving message while we were out enjoying ourselves. 

My details are contained on site so feel free to come along and 'air your grievances' at your earliest convenience  MUPPET

[maxcarpets]

oh dear?

[elite mike]

some people got no SOH ,chris   

[Straker Cleaning]

No SOH when we get in at 1am and my wife hears sad, insulting and rude message like that........

[elite mike]

No SOH when we get in at 1am and my wife hears sad, insulting and rude message like that........

sorry chris
 i meant the muppets got no SOH :d  :d
PS  ive finished halo 3 on wimp mode 

latest game is devl may cry, its testing my patience a bit
regards
mike

[spindle]

some people have nothing else better to do.......

probably the same guy that complains to bbc when wimbledon is on......girls showing underwear!!!!