[m b shaw]

hi all,just bumped into an old pal and employee,as we all do we started on can you remember this and that and he said ,go on tell the forum that story,so here goes.we used to do a big hall that a group of spiritulists used for there meetings,gets there one day and allthe windows upstairs were wide open. gary starts toclimb the ladder and when he gets to the top i heard him say yeah me can you shut these windows,i heard the gasps and a muffled cry from where i was stood and i said they did nt say is there anybody there did they,he could nt even answer me he was hanging on to the ladder screaming with laughter and nodding his head.when the boss came out to sack us i could nt even say sorry i could nt even form any words. it s things like this that keep yyou going when you get a bit fed up.i really could write a book on things that have happened like this,and on my life it s all true  cheers mick

[windowwashers]

hi all,just bumped into an old pal and employee,as we all do we started on can you remember this and that and he said ,go on tell the forum that story,so here goes.we used to do a big hall that a group of spiritulists used for there meetings,gets there one day and allthe windows upstairs were wide open. gary starts toclimb the ladder and when he gets to the top i heard him say yeah me can you shut these windows,i heard the gasps and a muffled cry from where i was stood and i said they did nt say is there anybody there did they,he could nt even answer me he was hanging on to the ladder screaming with laughter and nodding his head.when the boss came out to sack us i could nt even say sorry i could nt even form any words. it s things like this that keep yyou going when you get a bit fed up.i really could write a book on things that have happened like this,and on my life it s all true  cheers mick

lol, nice one, 

[Dale Smith]

Cracked me up....... 

[Paul Coleman]

hi all,just bumped into an old pal and employee,as we all do we started on can you remember this and that and he said ,go on tell the forum that story,so here goes.we used to do a big hall that a group of spiritulists used for there meetings,gets there one day and allthe windows upstairs were wide open. gary starts toclimb the ladder and when he gets to the top i heard him say yeah me can you shut these windows,i heard the gasps and a muffled cry from where i was stood and i said they did nt say is there anybody there did they,he could nt even answer me he was hanging on to the ladder screaming with laughter and nodding his head.when the boss came out to sack us i could nt even say sorry i could nt even form any words. it s things like this that keep yyou going when you get a bit fed up.i really could write a book on things that have happened like this,and on my life it s all true  cheers mick

Classic.  Nearly wet myself here.

[jeff1]

Nice one

I have told this one before, I was working out in the countryside doing a custy's house, the custy wasn't home and I was busting for a pee, being the genleman I am I went behind the custy's shed and aimed into the bushes facing the Farmers field, I had that feeling of pure relief, when all of a sudden WHACK! I thought someone had grabbed it with a vice, were infact what I had done was pee'ed through the Farmers hedge and pee'ed onto an electric cattle fence    Not recommended I can assure you, it swelled up for a while and had to go the doctors with it? he laughed when I told him what happened, so I asked if he could just take the pain away but leave the swelling it actually burst some blood vessels in the old fella   so look before you pee.

[Captain Scarlet]

hi all,just bumped into an old pal and employee,as we all do we started on can you remember this and that and he said ,go on tell the forum that story,so here goes.we used to do a big hall that a group of spiritulists used for there meetings,gets there one day and allthe windows upstairs were wide open. gary starts toclimb the ladder and when he gets to the top i heard him say yeah me can you shut these windows,i heard the gasps and a muffled cry from where i was stood and i said they did nt say is there anybody there did they,he could nt even answer me he was hanging on to the ladder screaming with laughter and nodding his head.when the boss came out to sack us i could nt even say sorry i could nt even form any words. it s things like this that keep yyou going when you get a bit fed up.i really could write a book on things that have happened like this,and on my life it s all true  cheers mick

Ive read this a few times now and just cant understand it, sorry Im stupid, can somebody help LOL, Luke

[[GQC] Tim]

Same here, punctuation would go a long way.

[jeff1]

He was doing a spiritulists hall, someone in the spiritulists group said is there anybody there and the window cleaner up the ladder replies, yes me, can you shut these windows please.

[simon knight]

A couple of years ago I was doing an very elderly ladies house, in and out.

Get to the kitchen and there's a really funny smell and a big saucepan bubbling away on the stove...a bit like the bunny boiler scene from Fatal Attraction.

Anyway I can't resist lifting the lid to see what's cooking and making such a smell...

3 pairs of her bloomers!

Dropped the lid in rapid quick time and not been the same since

[elite mike]

had a custy say to me she only used the phone after sex ,because it was cheaper then??

[scud]

  I caught a lad of about 18/19 enjoying his own company in front of a specialised film on the tv only yesterday.
  He legged it with his pants round his ankles when I appeared at the window!

[elite mike]

  I caught a lad of about 18/19 enjoying his own company in front of a specialised film on the tv only yesterday.
  He legged it with his pants round his ankles when I appeared at the window!

thats embarrasing
lol
 

[scud]

  A very religious family to boot, probably an easter treat while his parents were at work. 
 
  I didn't have the heart to knock for payment, probably scared himfor life and he wont be able to perform properly ever again.

[jonah]

sorry not a memory but heard it on radio 1 today . Gran texts her grandson 3 days earlier on his birthday ........ just to make sure he gets it !
+

[jeff1]

I thought this one was funny of how emails can go wrong

[L.J.Thorpe]

while ago now,already done two ups walk round to kichen window ,wave at cust who is on her mobile chatting,she waves back,i put ladder up to do bathroom window,climb up and while i am cleaning she walks into bathroom still on phone and has a none too quiet "number 2" while i am outside the window and she is still having a conversation on the phone just weird really

[Dale Smith]

Yuk !!!!

[TVCS]

Had a row of barn conversions, all pretty big anjolly impressive.  each one was owned by retired people and they all thought that they were really important and we were just low life window cleaners, we only cleaned them a couple of times as we quickly got fed up with them. 
On the last visit , we turned up and the husband came out of one and said that his wife wasnt here and he didnt know how much it was etc and to be honest he seemed a little shifty.   So I told him and he payed and then he followed me round.  I tradded the rear upstairs and as I did I saw a porno mag on the table in the room.  He watched me come down my ladder and said that he was going in for a shower so goodbye.  I gave it 5 mins and went back up my ladder to get some cobwebs that I had misses on purpose and there he was sat there in his arm chair with the grot mag in his hands and he looked like he was enjoying himself .  I scrimmed the webs and he looked up and saw me , I gave him a wave and couldnt help myself and a wink too. 

When the wifes away etc