Crapstow Chepstow.
'Crapstow'? 'tis a lovely place, Chepstow; it's the best place I've ever lived in. There's nowt wrong with it and there's many worse places to live.
You should feel lucky, but I think the problem with Chepstow is that because it's right on the English/Welsh border, there's no feeling of 'local identity' for those who live here. It's a real mix of English/Welsh/and inbred 'Forest People' (like Ian Giles).
You could come from Sunderland; now that would be something to complain about.