Reminds me of an OLD joke............
Newly weds turn up at hotel at midnight and go straight to room.
Husband emerges at 5am to go fishing. The porter says Hello.
Next morning at 5 am the porter stops the man and asks why he is off
fishing again so early with a lovely young bride upstairs.
The man explains that sex is out of the question as his wife has Syphillis. The porter is embarrassed but suggests oral. The man says that she has Phyrea of the gums. The porter then hints at the rear approach but the man quickly adds that she also has Diahorrea.
The porter is stunned and asks why on earth did he marry the woman.
He replies ' GREAT FOR BAIT'
Apologies for any offence..............what can i say
