Went to price a new one today as you can see in the pictures, Now this hasn't been done in over 3 years, so you can imagine the state they were in?
I walked around and asked her if she wanted the conservatory done as well, I was hoping she said no thanks, it was in poor condition and I had a suspicion that the only thing holding it together was the dirt, complete with poor paintwork, I was looking at possible problems.Yes please she said
Now this woman looked like Ken Dodds side kick, only this one had no Teeth
I gave her the price and I thought Kens mate was going to have a heart attack, well I prayed she didn't, because if you think for one minute I was getting on my knees on the ground to give that the kiss of life, then you would have a better chance at winning the lottery and I would have had to run up and down the lanes first to make sure no one seen me.
How much she cried, I gave the price again and told her it was the first clean price, regular cleans would be X number of ££££ ooh! she said I thought it would only cost about £10
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No problem i said you may even get it done for that price from a dole dosser or the beer brigade but if you want it done professionally and from some one with Insurance, then you have my number, I started to walk away, I never got two steps away and she said OK that's fine, can you do it now?
1hr 10 mins later and the Job was completed, Kens Mate came out for the inspection, she walked around the property like Max Wall Lol She said I never realised they would come up so clean, big smiles on here face arms shaking with Joy, so I took two paces back just in case she wanted to kiss me.
I recon half hour next time and that's in 6 weeks instead of the 3 monthly that she originally wanted, isn't it funny how they change there minds after they see the results?
