Scriman,
You wouldn't have anything to do with the company 'Emporium', would you?
It's just that you're new here and your first few posts are bigging them up. We've seen this done before, and it always makes me feel like it's a supplier taking the mick out of us.
So, if you have anything to do with emporium, delete your account here and return with a new one; and be honest about who you are and tell us a bit about yourself. The rules for suppliers are that they're welcome to post here, but they've got to contribute positively to posts asking for advice and not go OTT with what they're supplying. It can be a fine line to tread; 'cos if you get it wrong, it gets posted here.
If I'm incorrect about you, you have my apologies, but I've seen this quite a few times before.
I'm not a mod (anymore), but I do like this forum, so shall be keeping one of my THREE Japs eyes on you (I'm not saying which one it is though)!
