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conducted an experiment.
« on: January 17, 2008, 09:23:20 pm »
had a spare tds meter lying around and thought i'd do a couple of readings:

tap water (cold)  360
tap water (hot)  760
urine 355    with a l;ittle x16 showing on the tds meter

i was shocked :o   thats the highest reading i've ever seen.

moral of the experiment, if someone doesn't pay............. ;)

Re: conducted an experiment.
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2008, 09:25:16 pm »
had a spare tds meter lying around and thought i'd do a couple of readings:

tap water (cold)  360
tap water (hot)  760
urine 355    with a l;ittle x16 showing on the tds meter

i was shocked :o   thats the highest reading i've ever seen.

moral of the experiment, if someone doesn't pay............. ;)
the tip is dont use urine to clean windows, as to get alot of it it is going to take quite a feww beers to produce the amount of water, have you tested your urine after a night on the beer ?

Re: conducted an experiment.
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2008, 09:29:41 pm »
no have you???
havent got another spare tds meter now, would have been good to see what it was after a night out ;D
I did test beer (fosters and the tds was well high, glad really as would be a waste cleaning windows and my van with it, also very expensive. I think my finding on beer tds is on wfp training acad

scud

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Re: conducted an experiment.
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2008, 09:41:02 pm »
  I once sort off cleaned someones windows with urine.

  I am not proud of this, but it made me feel better at the time - a couple of years back running up to xmas a customer rang me to say I had cleaned her windows while she was out, but se wanted the insides of the conservatory doing and she was mad that I had done them while she was at work, which I do every month!

  Anyway she went on and on, so I said allthough I am busy I will come and do it, it was a fair way out of my way too. When I got there she started again, not wanting to drop the customer as it is in the middle of a big run, I went to my van to get my stuff and had a crafty pee in my bucket prior to cleaning the windows!!

  Revenge is fun!

jampot

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Re: conducted an experiment.
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2008, 09:43:09 pm »
  :o :o  SHOCKING  :o :o ;D

[GQC] Tim

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Re: conducted an experiment.
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2008, 10:11:41 pm »
People like you give us window cleaners a bad name.

xxmattyxx

Re: conducted an experiment.
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2008, 10:24:55 pm »
Along with the local gook restaurant that sells dead rat as a fry-up, the local pakistani restaurant that was closed down for having cock-roaches, the local plumber for urinating in a customers cold-water tank in their loft rather than climbing out of the loft and going to the bathroom, along with the landscape gardener I once saw having a dump behind the conifers, along with the local sparky for false claims about the dangers of my next door-neighbours perfectly safe internal house wiring




It happens...............

Tim Rose

Re: conducted an experiment.
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2008, 10:28:01 pm »
I can't remember the last time I had a dump in the conifers.      Not that long ago, granted, but dont make a habit out of it.

xxmattyxx

Re: conducted an experiment.
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2008, 10:30:37 pm »
After reading your posts (Tim I think isnt it?) I have come to the conclusion that you are a lunatic, please, dont take this post as an indication that Im trying to encourage you  ;D

mark dew

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Re: conducted an experiment.
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2008, 03:04:35 am »
she shouldn't have taken the pi55.

Paul Coleman

Re: conducted an experiment.
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2008, 04:46:47 am »
had a spare tds meter lying around and thought i'd do a couple of readings:

tap water (cold)  360
tap water (hot)  760
urine 355    with a l;ittle x16 showing on the tds meter

i was shocked :o   thats the highest reading i've ever seen.

moral of the experiment, if someone doesn't pay............. ;)

Blimey.  Are your kidneys OK?

Paul Coleman

Re: conducted an experiment.
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2008, 04:49:40 am »
  I once sort off cleaned someones windows with urine.

  I am not proud of this, but it made me feel better at the time - a couple of years back running up to xmas a customer rang me to say I had cleaned her windows while she was out, but se wanted the insides of the conservatory doing and she was mad that I had done them while she was at work, which I do every month!

  Anyway she went on and on, so I said allthough I am busy I will come and do it, it was a fair way out of my way too. When I got there she started again, not wanting to drop the customer as it is in the middle of a big run, I went to my van to get my stuff and had a crafty pee in my bucket prior to cleaning the windows!!

  Revenge is fun!

I can't really see the point of that because it's only revenge if the person knows you've done it.  Having said that, I did dunk the applicator into a cleanish looking puddle once on a flat roof to save going down the ladder to the bucket.