[klinger (spa clean)]

Well i think its really unproffesional going into a custys house while eating a bag of nuts....salted or dryroast!

[stevegunn]

Waiting till your packed away to say can you just run over this room or rug

[paul wright]

my pet hate is    cleaning any carpet and any 3pc  :

[Peter Blackburn]

When they say "So, is this a franchise"  

[Robert Watson]

When the price is, say £85 and the customer has £90, so I fumble about looking for a fiver which I don't have and they just stand there waiting. I just want to say "Give me the ninety ya tight git I`ve done a great job for you"
Happened last week and she had money, I said just "give me the eighty", but I`ll catch her next time.
Another one, I tossed him for it and he won, had a laugh and moved on.
Yeah I should carry a few fivers on me.
Anyway guys have a good one and don`t get too pashed.

Aw the best.
Rab.

[Susan Dean (1stclean)]

my hate is the guys in the job trying to look down my top when im doing the edges 

[Paul Kettless]

It's not really dirty, so can you give it only a light going over
Customers water pressure being very low, on some jobs I swear that I could piddle quicker

Paul

[paul wright]

are they big then ?   wear a roll top jumper     p.s u come from cleaveland dont u ?

[Susan Dean (1stclean)]

are they big then ?   wear a roll top jumper     p.s u come from cleaveland dont u ?

ahh ahh ahh and yes they are big the extracta exel and scruba is  not the the smallest cleaners to lug around 

the other things i hate is getting chatted up as well trust me this happened alot but i storted this out  when i started going out as a pair they thought my male cleaner  (staff) was my boyfriend 

[Paul Kettless]

the other things i hate is getting chatted up as well trust me this happened alot but i storted this out when i started going out as a pair they thought my male cleaner (staff) was my boyfriend

Must be a man thing, but for me thats one of the perks of the job... Mind u, when they are old enough to be your grand mother, that another story

[Phil Marlor]

Loads of un-washed crockery in the sink!

Car parked on the drive when I arrive (you new I was coming so move the f***** thing)

Billy Turton phoning me!

People who simply dont prepare for my arrival

Billy Turton phoning me!

Phil

[*paul_moss]

When the price is, say £85 and the customer has £90, so I fumble about looking for a fiver which I don't have and they just stand there waiting. I just want to say "Give me the ninety ya tight git I`ve done a great job for you"
Happened last week and she had money, I said just "give me the eighty", but I`ll catch her next time.
Another one, I tossed him for it and he won, had a laugh and moved on.
Yeah I should carry a few fivers on me.
Anyway guys have a good one and don`t get too pashed.

Aw the best.
Rab.

Rab, thats goin to be my new year res as ive lost loads this year not having a fiver.

[Joe H]

Getting a cll Sunday afternoon asking can you come at 9-15 Monday morning instead of 9am.  No problem

Then you turn up at 9-15 on the Monday (that is today-last job before the break) and all the curtains are still drawn and 2 long rings on the bell does'nt get them up. And if it did you just know the room is going to be as it was on Sunday night.

[diamond]

Getting fingers bitten by dogs delivering leaflets through letterboxes. You hear them sometimes running to the door but there are some that adopt a silent approach.