[woodman]

 

quotes from insurance forms sent in by the public.Some you may heard before, others are new but non the less they are hilarious here's a few examples;

"our kitchen floor is damp and we have two children.I am hoping to have a third so can you send someone round right away to do something about it."

"please send someone round with clean tools to finish the job and satisfy my wife"

"I have had the loss adjuster on the floor six times and I am still not satisfied"

"please let me know when the repairs will be done as my wife is about to be an expectant mother"

"would you please send someone to dry my carpets as my wife keeps getting wet
and nothing will satisfy her"