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Re: Beware of these e-mails
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2004, 06:59:44 pm »
Hi,

   My daily e-mail's usually consist of the following and come in this order.

"Frenzied fiona wants to frolic with your bo*&%$".
 
"Mr Smith -  Please could I have a quote for cleaning my lounge carpet".

"Busty Barbara's big bouncing boobs are waiting for you".

"Wi**Y Warmer for Mr Blackburn from the gadget store".

"5% off an ink carriages, this week only".

"Slu**y Sue wants to hear from you please call ******* now!!!"

"Mrs Jacob's - Please could you come and wash my suite again".

"New members in MSN chat room".


As you can see its always a pleasure to receive e-mails. ;D.


Pete


ian richards

Re: Beware of these e-mails
« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2004, 02:41:28 pm »
Hi Guy's
You lot need you head looking at, i got the same message last week, emailed my details straight back and £23 million was depposited in to my bank account the following day. They have since told me that they tried to give this money away to about a dozen carpet cleaners but they told them to get lost!!
Anyway i'm now living in the maldives, sitting here with a big fat cigar in my mouth with a cold beer, three wives, 13 mistresses, all under 25!! A butler,
20 maids, 17 cars and a chinese poodle named peeka boo!!
Never mind lads, your loss is my gain.

Ps.

Are Birmingham city still top of the premiership???

John_Flynn

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Re: Beware of these e-mails
« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2004, 03:36:55 pm »
Thank the Lord I refused it, not half as much fun as Carpet  Cleaning
I get better looking each day!!