Shiner's real name is Paul! 
Mine's Tosh; really; that's what everyone calls me, including Wor Lass. Only my Mum calls me by my real name.
You grass !! 
Shares his surname with me too. 
Well the cat's out the bag now

I've uploaded the odd bit of stationery to the forum anyway so anyone who was interested would have my name, address and phone numbers.
Never had any grief yet from it but there's always a first time.
If I start getting spam offering me women's clothing I'll blame Tosh.