[ScrimShady]

Hi mrs scrim here again,Just got to share a funny story with you all.Cleaning a middle aged mans windows today,he used to be a bank manager so hes very polite and educated.He noticed above me a birds nest at the very top of the house(it was a house martin nest)He then proceeded to tell me he had "great tits last year but they didnt stay long"Oh how i laughed but he nor scrim did not feel the humour!!Just me then???

[Tosh]

 

This is a picture of a great tit:



There's another in my avatar!

[ScrimShady]

your right that is a great tit!!!

[* mike RH]

Whilst canvassing I once had a lady interupt me by saying, "let me just nip you in the bud"

Couldn't keep a straight face.

[matt]

when i started out with this other guy, he used to get a A4 sheet printed with LOADS of "your windows have been cleaned, thanks" on them, i mean loads ( font size 8 ) and just those words

on collecting on night, i knocked on the door and the lady came out, oh i didnt know you had cleaned them, yes i put a ticket though, oh i didnt see it she said, i replied, it must have got stuck in your bush

she burst out laughing  : :

i meant her "letterbox draught excluder"

she meant something else 

[Clive McDonald]

You always have to lower the tone Matt. I thought you'd be watching footie.

To get back on topic I'd like to admitt I made a bit of a tit of myself slagging off the unger pole. I said it was too heavy. I didn't kmow it has five parts and it comes to bits. I'm dead chufed i've got one now because I seperated it to fit in the roof of the van, and three section is my spare for gutters and the five does for the odd high job.

[rhys11]

I LOVE GREAT TITS 

[matt]

You always have to lower the tone Matt. I thought you'd be watching footie.

To get back on topic I'd like to admitt I made a bit of a tit of myself slagging off the unger pole. I said it was too heavy. I didn't kmow it has five parts and it comes to bits. I'm dead chufed i've got one now because I seperated it to fit in the roof of the van, and three section is my spare for gutters and the five does for the odd high job.

i had just got in from work

i had the day off yesterday to spray the top half of the VW campervan, so today i tried to make up for it and earn a bit extra , thus i did a 12 hour day knackered though

[EasyClean]

I had a woman customer say to me today that she had " a lovely nest in her box". She was referring to the feathered kind of course but I wasn't to know until she showed me 5 minutes after coming out with her remark. I luckily kept a straight face when she told me of course.

[Ian Lancaster]

I LOVE GREAT TITS 

Just to fire your imagination, how about "crested tit" or "long-tailed tit"

[Ian Lancaster]

Or even  "BEARDED TIT"

[Ian_Giles]

now now children, this is close to being locked.

Ian