Dog related again....
Watched as a local ne'er-do-well doley tried to tie his dog up while he went into a shop for his ale/fAg supplies. Dog was basically hanged like Michael Hutchence in a hotel room until the doley saw we were watching, then he sheepishly looked for somewhere else to secure Rover.... Went into shop, came out carrying his Stella and fAgs and walked off, forgetting the dog.
Unfortunately for the dog, he remembered there was something missing and came back for him :

Smartest thing on the end of the lead was the thing on all fours.....