I had my first fall since I started window cleaning nearly 10 years ago.
I was trying to hook my hose around a plant pot and slipped on the water I left on the patio.
I fell flat on my side, and couldn't put my arm out to save myself without snapping my carbon pole.
So my left arm took the full force.
It's swollen by the elbow and hurts to move.
It's also grazed and it bled a bit.
Bruised hip too...
You lot are liars.
"Get WFP, it's safer" :

B***ocks.