[stevegunn]

Doing a funeral directors tonight they have asked if it is ok to leave the bodies in some of the rooms and can I clean around them.What time does it come in dark

[*paul_moss]

f**k that for a game of soldiers

[stevegunn]

f**k that for a game of soldiers

Southern softy

[*paul_moss]

Take John Kelly with you so when it gets dark you can put the willies up each other 

[John Kelly]

Heh less of that.

Steve will probably scare the bodies

[Doug Holloway]

Hi Steve,

I did one many years ago and the guy assured me the room would be empty, it wasn't and it was a bit spooky.

A friend is an undertaker and his advice was to make sure the lid is firmly nailed down.

Cheers

Doug

[spickandspan]

Hi Steve i do one every year the lids are off but he does cover their faces its no problem mate.
Dont worry about the dead ones its the alive ones that are the pain.ha ha a

[spindle]

easy job


dead quiet

[darrenlee1]

i do one on a regualar basis, first time she asked if a wanted the lid putting on, which i said yes but a do think its not good leaving them in room,  know they are died, but doesnt seem  very respectfull

darren

p.s i felt like a kept hearing noises even when machine on, and if lid fell of a think i also would have been in a box.

[Aquakleen Restoration Services]

Well Im always encountering stiffs, but i put that down to the machinery vibrating so much! 

[stevegunn]

Well I only jumped out of my skin once when she tapped my shoulder to ask if I wanted a coffee I nearly s**t myself

[maxcarpets]

These people are dying for you to do a good job!

[vangaurd]

what was that noise? ooooooooooo

[calmore]

Tape a brightly coloured flyer to the side of each coffin.

With an average of 50 mourners at each funeral it'd be great publicity!

[des]

I did one some years back ,it was the one that was on tv where they started to muck about with the bodys and a reporter was there  with a hidden camara .I made sure the coffins were screwed down and i kept looking for the hidden camara  all night  des

[ady]

went up to quote for the local crematorium,its a youll be on your own can you switch the lights off and post the keys through the door ,hope to god someone else gets the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!