[Biscute]

Hi Troops, i had to use my old squady skills today is i done a reccy on the no paying customers house before silently and stealthly thaking Norris hostage. He will soon be transported to the global window cleaner unit, location to location. I will be posting him this weekend after i have took a picture of me with him. let me know if you want to be the next person to recive him.

[Tosh]

I take it Norris is a gnome?

[jeff1]

   Biscute you can forward him to me if you like??
Sunny Sommerset, built for gnomes 

So long as he doesn't eat me out of house and gnome 

[Llaaww]

poor old gnome, send him down here to cornwall, its not his fault they don't pay. My garden is a tip he can tidy it up

[Tosh]

Biscute,

Shouldn't someone write a ransom letter to the owners of your abducted gnome?

Give me the address and I'll send a funny non-threatening letter to the owner on the next day I get rained off.

[Jon T.C.]

Biscute,

Shouldn't someone write a ransom letter to the owners of your abducted gnome?

Give me the address and I'll send a funny non-threatening letter to the owner on the next day I get rained off.

Yes, nice one Tosh. He can come and visit Hereford aswell

[Biscute]

Yer i put it on a post last moth a few of us are going to take a picture by a land mark then send him on, im gona take one of him by the liverbuildings, lets see were he ends up, then il send her a letter with pics 

[S.A.J]

poor old gnome, send him down here to cornwall, its not his fault they don't pay. My garden is a tip he can tidy it up

If Norris is coming down to Cornwall let him pop into Plymouth for a few days.

I’m sure our puppy will enjoy his company

Stuart

[JM123]

 

would norris fancy a wee holiday to Ireland - he can visit the leprechauns!!

[Biscute]

lol yer take him on an international scale, love it.

[jeff1]

would norris fancy a wee holiday to Ireland - he can visit the leprechauns!!

Nice one 

[Llaaww]

Yer i put it on a post last moth a few of us are going to take a picture by a land mark then send him on, im gona take one of him by the liverbuildings, lets see were he ends up, then il send her a letter with pics 

I am happy to do lands end. just don't hurt the gnome, my girl is taking a personal interest in his welfare

[Jake]

If they don't pay, does Norris go home in one piece??

[Biscute]

that is the question, im thinking of some 5th November fun. ( places little finger on lip in a Dr evil style)

[jeff1]

Send him all over the place including Ireland, and each member that has him can take a photo of him by a land mark if possible.

we can dress him and add signs around his neck begging his mummy to pay the wc so he can come home in one peice, make them as comical as possible.

[Llaaww]

Send him all over the place including Ireland, and each member that has him can take a photo of him by a land mark if possible.

we can dress him and add signs around his neck begging his mummy to pay the wc so he can come home in one peice, make them as comical as possible.

just don,t hurt the gnome. my balls are now on the line, wish i hadn't followed this thread

[jeff1]

I agree no damage to norris the gnome, if they don't pay in the end, we can send him to  lawrencemvc  girl to look after for ever

[Andy@w.c.s]

GUYS GUYS
in oder to pulll this off we have to be very careful

1 we can not ask for payment for his safe return
2 we can only post photos of norris to the owners and not of ourselfs
3 if there is any implication leading back to Biscute he could be in serious s>>t


And please can he come and visit me first  

[Sarah Sarill]

And please can he come and visit me first  

Remember  your manners guys - its ladies first so the Gnome  comes to me 

Sarah

[Andy@w.c.s]

Is Norris attending the show next week
perhaps he could have a go at being the fastest Gnome w/c
 bound to win