Just had our RBC meeting down in Bristol last weekend.
Our First Aid guy is a hoot - part of his item on First Aid went like this.
(He's a black guy with a West Indian/Bristolian accent and flourescent yellow shirt and rainbow tie.)
"Let me introduce you to my team:-"
On come three girls dressed in bandages, plaster and space blanket.
"Don't end up like them - work sensibly!" he exclaims.
He then says "Now I'm going to introduce you to Annie - she'll let you jump on her chest and blow into her mouth" He then brings on a First Aid Dummy!
The whole assembly hall were wetting themselves laughing.