We get it every day, I'm sure the customers think I've never heard it before.
Her " didn't think you'd be round in this weather".
Me " The prices I'm charging, I have to work every day to make a living. I should put my prices up 25% and have 3 months off every winter".
Her, "Is there a month gone already"?
Me, " that's what I said this morning when I saw my direct debits had gone out".
Her, "I'll have to do the insides now you'v been".
Me, " we do the insides too for 50% extra".
Her, " can you call back later, I havn't any change.
Me, " I can change anything up to a fifty, or I can take a cheque.
If they'r skint why can't they just say "I havn't any money".
Her, " can you leave it this time"?
Me , " are you sure you want them done next time? I have so much work on I am struggling to cope.
I can only talk like this because I do have too much of the wrong work with many underpriced customers.
Cull and make room for the new. Dai