[Peter Blackburn]

I now know the answer.

1/ Prepare something to eat, then sit down and begin to eat, the phone will ring!
2/ Go to the toilet for a no2 without your mobile, it will ring!!
3/ Have your mobile with you all day without a call, forget to pick it up from your van for about 5 mins. You will have 68 missed calls and 5 messages.
4/ Go on holiday for a week, your phone will never stop ringing until you return.
5/ Go out for a meal at about 9pm on a Friday evening, there will always be a message waiting on your return!!

Right I'm off for a poo, need the phone to ring!!

Peter

[Terry_Burrows]

  dont work 

[Peter Blackburn]

Worked for me Terry, rang soon as I sat down to expel my breakfast!!

What's the best way of getting excrement out of a landing and office carpet !

Peter

[Neil Grainger]

As soon as I divert from Business to mobile the phone normally rings. Its as if someone knows that it costs more money as soon as I do this.

[ollie]

Its ironic really, last Friday I smashed my van up and hurt my thumb.  On Monday I broke my ankle delivering leaflets after dropping my van off for repairs and im in a cast for at least a month.  This is the honest truth......I've had more calls this week than I've had in a week before.  I've struggled getting contract type work and ive had two requests this week.  I've had specsavers ask me to do some work and loads of domestic calls.

Im gutted.

Regards

Ollie

[Terry_Burrows]

did spec savers see you smash your van up

[ollie]

Hi Terry

LOL !!  It was the other driver that needed glasses !!

£600 of damage - I didn't need glasses to see that bill !

Regards Ollie

[Terry_Burrows]

matters not cars vans can be mended your body temple is far more important specs or no specs