[simon knight]

Me: Hello Mrs Whitehead,I'm in the area tomorrow can I do your windows?
Mrs W: Can we leave it for a few weeks.
Me: Er yeah OK.
Mrs W: You see a spider has made her web on the front window and I don't want  you to disturb her.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[jeff1]

Sneak up tonight, clear the cobweb and spider,
then knock on there door tomorrow, saying I see your spider has been evicted  would you like your windows cleaned now.

[simon knight]

Good idea but depends on how big the bugger is....I am a bit of a scaredy-cat when it comes to spiders.

[jeff1]

Use one of those burners they use for weed clearing, thats bound to get him

If you set the house on fire, at least you will know he Defiantly  won't want his windows done this month 

[Fast 1 *]

Me: Hello Mrs Whitehead,I'm in the area tomorrow can I do your windows?
Mrs W: Can we leave it for a few weeks.
Me: Er yeah OK.
Mrs W: You see a spider has made her web on the front window and I don't want  you to disturb her.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Thats funny mate,i would of laughed at her

[batterbee]

Me: Hello Mrs Whitehead,I'm in the area tomorrow can I do your windows?
Mrs W: Can we leave it for a few weeks.
Me: Er yeah OK.
Mrs W: You see a spider has made her web on the front window and I don't want  you to disturb her.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Hi mate, i think someones telling you a big PORKIE

[C Senor]

lol, thats cracked me up.

Should have told her that you could easily move the spiders web onto a nearby bush, with your specialst window cleaning spider removal pole.

Some customers are just pure class.   

[johnny_h]

i have one where i have to clean around her spiders nasts ! fine by me only half a window cleaned

[LSB]

Ive had complaints that since there are still spiders webs left near the windows then i cant have cleaned them properly !!

[Sir Squeaky]

Collect as many spiders as you can, then post them all through her letterbox individually.

She'll love having more 8 legged friends!

[spotless2000]

One of my customers employs me just to get rid of the webs on the frames - she's not too worried about how clean the glass is! 

You should lend your customer a copy of the film Arachnophobia!

[dai]

Ive had complaints that since there are still spiders webs left near the windows then i cant have cleaned them properly !!.

I have had that too. The web was accross the brickwork 6 inches away from the glass, I could have got my WFP brush into that space let alone the applicator and squeegie I was using. Dai