[stevegunn]

I am getting married on July 17th anyway went to view the venue yesterday local town hall and the seating was very dirty I suggested it could do with a clean the clerk said yes I know but the council contract has ran out with the cleaning company.I know someone was my reply now i have the contract the other half was not impressed went to speak about the wedding but only touched on that

[strakercleaning]

Steve.......I LIKE YOUR STYLE
Maybe we could have a sweepstake on the longer running contract :.....wife or chairs!!!!
GOOD LUCK

[Dynafoam]

Well done Steve !

Now, when we read the headline:

         "South Shield carpet cleaner on trial for polygamy"

We will realise that you were really only persueing a marketing ploy.  

Oh - and congratulations on the lesser sucess with 'er (soon-to-be) indoors.

John.

[adl]

I get married on july 3rd this year she asked me where we are going on honeymoon, told her i had bad reception and i couldnt hear her on the phone, i didnt dare to say oh #hit i forgot to book it, if your having a sweep stake dont bet on mine lasting longer than steve`s

[Robert_O]

Hi all

I remember on the day of my wedding, I got a call from Scottish & Newcastle Brewery that I did a lot of work for at that time.

They wanted a quote for a total pub clearance and cleanup, urgently.

So in the late morning of our wedding day I shot off, suit and all, to meet the building manager on site.

Sue was not amused!!!

Got the job though!!!

Good one to!!!

Here's to romance, Cheers :-/

Robert Olifent

[strakercleaning]

I got married on Saturday 15th April 1989.........the day of the Hillsborough Disaster
Not a day many people wish to remember.

[Robert_O]

At least you can remember the actual date Chris, you old smoothie you

When is our anniversary now?


Regards

Robert

[Shaun_Ashmore]

I got married to a disaster does that count?

shaun

[John_Flynn]

I feel Blackmail comming on, Shaun.

It's ' Yes Love, No Love' when I'm in your company

[Len Gribble]

I have problem remembering the wife name, let alone anniversary/birthdays, know the customer names though.

Shaun not sure isn’t it the other way round

Len

[Dave Parry]

Sorted out remembering aniversary, found girl with same birthday as mine, persuaded her to get married on our birthday. All I've got to do now is remember her name.

[Robert_O]

At least my wife knows that I am the boss in our house.

I know this for a fact because she told me I could be!!! :-/

Regards

Robert

[Shaun_Ashmore]

The boss always pays the wages, she's not daft your lass!

Shaun

John are you going to argue with a menstrual woman?

[Derek]

Robert

You forgot to say that your 'allocated' moments of 'power' are only for Bank holiday Sundays  

I 'celebrate' my 40th Wedding anniversay next month.. I dare NOT fortget it but I can't for the life of me remember breaking all those mirrors.

I can't leave her even if I wanted to...she won't give me the bus fare!    

Derek

[poolking]

I got married on Saturday 15th April 1989.........the day of the Hillsborough Disaster
Not a day many people wish to remember.

i had tickets as a birthday present for that game for the leppings lane end of hillsborough.....  

luckily though i was ill and never went.....

one day i will never forget........