The telly is on in Squeaky's living room. Let's all look in as they watch Tikkabilla!

Sarah-Jane: - (enthusiastically) Well, children just look at the superfast window cleaning man! He just simply burns rubber - so fast! (She looks so keen and bubbly and edible that Squeaky nearly faints.)
Turbo Terry: (self-consciously) Just doin' my job ma'am.
Sarah-Jane:- (coquettishly) Would you clean my windows Terry?
Turbo Terry: (gruffly) Certainly would ma'am.
The telly plays on in the background as Squeaky announces to his family that this is the way it should be done, no bog-brushes on a stick, just soap blah blah blah.
Squeaky's daughter and wife glaze over as he rants on and on...and on.
Finally as the credits roll, with Sarah-Jane and Turbo Terry going off set together, Sarah-Jane looks back over her shoulder and says:-
"So that's how windows were cleaned last century! Next week we'll invite tweedledum and tweedledee (aka Ian and Tosh) to show how it's done
nowadays![/i] Won't that be fun!"
Squeaky's last gulp of coffee sprays all over the TV leaving spots everywhere.