Usually read the Daily Mail in bed but had to do with The Scottish Daily Mail last night. Not sure what the difference is.
Anyway, there was a 2 page spread about a guy who lost his £100k job in advertising and his wife was coming up with ideas about other jobs he could do. She told him he could be a window cleaner and he went mad. Then she went on to say "when I heard how much the window cleaner at our holiday home earns (£50 an hour) and all you need is a mop and a bucket".
Thank heavens no one really understands the window cleaning business or instead of too much work and few cleaners the opposite would happen. 😉