[crystal.clear]

i was out today shining away when a car pulled up along side me. A man hung out of his window and shouted at me that wfp is against the law. saying that because of the hose pipe ban i cant use it and he's going to report me. as you can imagine i told him to f*** off. i tried to explain that we are aloud to use it. And to my amazment his wife gets out the over side and starts having a go.

[JM123]

oh dear, he's going to report you and then look like a real wally.  Hope you got his reg number, then the next time you see him have a good go at him, look at all the water I'm wasting - oh no.

w*n*er

[windows_chepstow]

I'd have 'acidentally' squirted him with some pure water.

[s.hughes]

Bet his roses are dying.

Steve

[macc]

I would have laughed at him & told him to get back under the grain of sand he crawled came from & take the d-g in the passenger seat wiyh him. 

[crystal.clear]

he was so full of s**t tho. he also said that a customer of his got fined £16000 for using to much water. when the max fine is £1000

[P®oPole™]

lol, I wouldnt of been to happy, this guy obviously dont know what hes talking about.

[dai]

If you see his car parked up with a window open, drop a packet of strawberry flavoured condoms in his door pocket. Make sure you remove one first.
It won't matter which one of them finds it, hopefully him. He wouldn't be very happy to think that his wife prefers flavoured ones. Especially when he knows they aren't his Dai

[Sir Squeaky]

Ha ha!
I agree with him.

Water waster.

[Cleaner Windows]

i thought there is a restriction on wfp in the south...am i wrong or do you lot not come from the south?

[Paul Coleman]

i thought there is a restriction on wfp in the south...am i wrong or do you lot not come from the south?

Sorry Denis.
You're wrong.
Go to the back of the class.
Only hoses that are directly attached to the mains are banned.

[pjulk]

I was cleaning a house with WFP a few months back and heard there's a hose pipe ban you know.
Turned round and it was someone across the road.
So i shouted back well don't use one then.

He turned round and walked in.

Some people think they know it all.

As paul said we can still use WFP in the south.

Paul

[Paul Coleman]

i was out today shining away when a car pulled up along side me. A man hung out of his window and shouted at me that wfp is against the law. saying that because of the hose pipe ban i cant use it and he's going to report me. as you can imagine i told him to f*** off. i tried to explain that we are aloud to use it. And to my amazment his wife gets out the over side and starts having a go.

Maybe you should have phoned the police about a threatened assault?  Would have made them think a bit longer before opening their gobs next time.

[ok cleaning]

hey mate do you drive a red escort van ithink iknow you

[Paul Coleman]

hey mate do you drive a red escort van ithink iknow you

Don't know who you are writing to as you've not quoted any text.  If it's me then no - no red Escort.

[jeff1]

Next time someone shouts a remark like that, Just say yes there may be a hosepipe ban, but I don't see my equipment connected to the mains do you?