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AuRavelling79

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Van Payload effectively increased.
« on: April 01, 2024, 10:17:09 am »
Swiss scientists have come up with a way to reduce the weight of certain fluids by aerating them.

By using a modified Hadron Aqua Centrifuge they have managed to aerate water so that (in general terms) a cubic meter weighs 850kg instead of 1000kg.

If applied to our van water tanks then a 500L will weigh 425kg instead of 500kg.

This means that if you are near your limits and want to carry more water then you have more leeway.

The Hadron Aqua Centrifuge is only viable at the moment for lorry and aircraft sized loads such as jet fuel where it is economical and runs off a 24 volt system.

They plan on smaller HAC's from 2025 which 'may be used in tanks of 500 to 1000 litres.'

Each unit is likely to cost about $500 dollars initially but a manual version which will treat 500L in about an hour is coming for about $150.

You can adapt a bicycle track pump and so someone like Dazmond can pump away for an hour (ooo err) - treating 500L and keeping his fine physique in great shape for another sort of pumping after a slap-up five star beans on toast later.

Cleanitup members can get a special price of £100 for the manual version already!

Form an orderly queue so that Forum Admin can take your orders.

Tosh will take your picture (did you know he is into photography) especially if you have a fit 'missus' to stand next to you.

Say cheese!
It's a game of three halves!

KS Cleaning

  • Posts: 3896
Re: Van Payload effectively increased.
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2024, 12:52:20 pm »
Put me down for one please😉
H MAN  isn’t going to be very happy, the Swiss scientists have beat him to this.

Simon Trapani

  • Posts: 1480
Re: Van Payload effectively increased.
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2024, 01:46:50 pm »
Read the first line & remembered what day it is ::)roll
 

Splash & dash

  • Posts: 4364
Re: Van Payload effectively increased.
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2024, 02:19:17 pm »
April the first 😂😂

DJW

  • Posts: 926
Re: Van Payload effectively increased.
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2024, 03:16:12 pm »
The Swiss have been doing it to cheese for years.

KS Cleaning

  • Posts: 3896
Re: Van Payload effectively increased.
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2024, 05:11:18 pm »
April the first 😂😂
I thought you would have been a prime candidate to be caught hook line and sinker after you showed your gullibility on the ‘ smell of weed’ thread😁

Splash & dash

  • Posts: 4364
Re: Van Payload effectively increased.
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2024, 05:39:16 pm »
April the first 😂😂
I thought you would have been a prime candidate to be caught hook line and sinker with this after you showed your gullibility on the ‘ smell of weed’ thread😁


Once bitten twise shy 😂😂