[Plankton]

So new guy was starting today....... Nope he didn't bother his backside turning up or even replying, thanks big guy! Bru must be paying you good money

Wife phones, have you got a minute? Neighbours ran in to her parked car  Two weeks short of a year ago someone ran into my parked van! (At work though)

New customer, the one I wouldn't quote yesterday Daz!  Gate code is on the system and jobs on for tomorrow so that's one cancellation in that area and two new ones replaced it (CIU style) 

And just for a laugh, a £20 house that owes two cleans just payed me £30 which covers tomorrow's