I cleaned a regular customer yesterday and she didn't know i was coming so she had no cash on her.
I told her " Don't worry, i'm back down this street tomorrow just leave it under a plant pot for me."
She said "I'll put it in a plastic bag & cellotape it to the inside of the bin" (She had two bins just by her front door).
I wasn't too convinced that this was a good idea but went with it anyway.
This morning i'm working back down her street so i go to get my money. I go to the recycling bin & there's nothing in there. So i think "She must have left it in the black bin" (General waste), and sure enough when i opened the lid there was a small black bag wedged between the lid & the rim of the bin.
"Great!" i thought "She remembered" and proceeded to tear the bag open only to find that it contained dog poo

I called her up & she'd completely forgotten to leave my cash despite me texting her last night to remind her.
