Out if interest a little questionnaire:
Out of interest gents, feel free to ommit any questions you do not wish to answer.
1.How many years on the glass? 12
2.location? Mars
3.How far do you travel for work? 50 light years
4.Do you do add ons or concentrate purely on the glass? Add ons, usually sexual
4. Trad or WFP? Both
5.Domestic Only, Commetcial Only, Mixture. All
6.Do you still collect? Sex is cash upfront
7.Is your van signwritten? Probably
8. Average prices of a 3 bed semi no conservatory? £15
9.Have or would you ever buy work? Yes
10. Best Part Of The Job? Going home
11.Worst Part? Cleaning Windows
12. Online advertising (facebook, internet,adwords do you bother or do you think it brings in low quality spread out dross?) Dross
13. Sole trader or employ? If so how many lads? All by myself
14. council estates cheap and compact or larger well prices nice properties to work on? No council estates
15. Ever slept with a customer? All the time
16. Biggest job? The international space station
17. Worst mistake you have made (regarding work not life) Deciding to become a window cleaner. Why oh why didn't I finish college.
18. Are you polite still to messers/people who give you the runaround/people who dont pay etc? Delete from cleaner planner, pretend they don't exist.
19. Have you ever threatened or vice vera been physically threatned by a customer? No, I'm to scary looking
20. Are you embarassed when somebody asks what you do for work and telling then that your a window cleaner? Yep, we're the scum of the earth
21. How many houses on your round? 300