Last Wednesday week I get a phone call off of Mrs B - whom I have never met before and who has phoned from my ad in the local rag. She leaves a voice message basically saying she is moving out at the end of June to retire to Spain and she needs to have the windows cleaned externally to ensure she has no charges from her landlord.
So I look up George and see I'm in her road that Friday and can fit it in - I know from the address that it is a 1960/70's tile hung house in a terrace of five with flat windows and I ask her if she has a porch or a conny - No. I ask her how long, honestly, since they've been done.
She says at least a year but that she "has had a go at the downstairs a few months ago but she'd rather say a year than guess". So I say normally it would be between £20 and £30 for a one off and that I can be exact when I call.
She says she is at work but is happy to leave me £30 "to cover it" in a polythene bag "behind the toolshed" and asks if I can put a receipt through the letterbox when I'm done.
So I agree - thinking if the lolly isn't there I will just walk away.
On the Friday I turn up - parking is a bit tight but she has put her wheely bin in the road with a taped on note saying "window cleaner calling - please leave space for a van" and her neighbours have!
Sure enough, the money's there and so I get started. The windows weren't bad at all and I spent a bit of extra time scrubbing them - really so she got at least some of her money's worth - and despite having to park the van the other side of the house to get the fronts (terrace remember?) the whole job didn't take more than half an hour.
I was away on the weekend and came back to an answer machine message thanking me profusely for such a good job and how the windows sparkled and how pleased she was and IF SHE HADN'T LEFT ENOUGH MONEY SHE WOULD SEND ME A CHEQUE FOR MORE!
Unbelievable. Far and few between but there are some decent folk out there.
And no, I didn't ask for any more money in case you are wondering.
