[slap bash]

Got nicked for assault today at the age of 67years old.
I was cleaning a second-floor window on a townhouse and some water blew over a postie dropping of the male next. I apologised, but he was having none of it. Kept saying I wet him on purpose. I just could not believe a grow man would rave about a few drops of water. After I few minutes I gave up and went about my business. He then called the police and said I was abusive and said I had assaulted him with water.
It`s things like this that make our people the laughing stock of the world.
WE have just had a terrorist attack in London and here we have a chap crying about a few drops of water.

[Dave Willis]

You want to stamp that out!

[M & C Window Cleaning]

I accidentally sprayed a customer a couple of weeks back when I trod on my hose and activated the univalve momentarily as she was about to pay me. Fortunately she had a good sense of humour and just made light of it saying she had already had a shower and didn't need another one. We both had a laugh. I made sure I didn't laugh till she did though

[Smurf]

Best one for me my wfp pole was momentarily laid on a path outside of a block of flats I was cleaning. Went to move it out of the way for an old dear wanting to come past to get to her front door. I had the pole hose kinked but when I went to move it water shot straight up her skirt.  She yelped then laughed it off thank goodness as it looked liked she had peed herself. lol

That posty sounds like a whole bundle of fun. What a plonker he was to phone the old bill for something as trivial as that.
I can understand why now more peeps are starting to use/wear body cams etc.

[nathankaye]

When i did trad work, i laid my ladders on the floor length ways and propped up against a wall away from the general path. Whilst i had a quick drink and snack outside a shop. So i was stood near ladders  anyway.   These 2 young women easnt watching where they were walking and one tripped up over the ladder. Thankfully she wasnt hurt and then the teo of them were shouting abuse and all sorts and threatning to sue.  I apologised that they didnt watch where they were walking and fell over my ladders and how i was glad they didnt damage my ladders   
They didnt say much after that.
Lol its like driving into a parked car or walking into a door and blaming the car or door.  Some people 😂😂😂

[duncan h]

Sprayed loads of people. never a problem. I tell them its pure water

[Stoots]

Story 1.

I was once scrubbing an upstairs window and the drips were dripping down over the fornt door.

A yound lad of about 6-7 years opened the door, i said carefull youll get a wet head, he went back inside
..

Few minutes later i was scrubbing the hell out of the  front door, think it was a first clean, i was giving it some pasty...

Well he only opened the door again, this time there was no warning and he got a good soaking and ran off crying.

ooops lol


Story 2.

I was cleaning windows as normal on a regular custys house when i moved to the lower windows, giving a firm scrub on the glass i moved across to a side opener window, i had a good bi of pressure on the glass and the window flew open inwards i lunged forward as the pole entered the property, drenching the far wall and the cooker and cupboards haha that made me chuckle. The oven was dripping. I closed the window, stuck a not through, never said a word and got paid promptly.

Story 3.

Stood on hose, activated univalve and shot myself in the face.

[slap bash]

It was only a few drops. I think what made him angry after I apologised. then could not help myself I started laughing at his stupidity when kept on as if I had drop battery acid on him. Told him to grow up its only water and if it rained did he call God and complain. Some people's kids. Why do we have to have these sissies in our society.  Anyway, he then phoned the police as if the plod don`t have enough problems in our country at the moment. So waiting for the force to knock on my door.

[robbo333]

Were you abusive? If I knew he was gonna call the police I'd have called him a 'womans part' and got my moneys worth! 

[slap bash]

I am not the abusive type, to old for that.But don`t have time for silly people.

[robbo333]

A proper old gentleman, fair play to you.

[nathankaye]

Should have soaked his phone 

[AuRavelling79]

So have the Old Bill smashed their way in to your home yet or have they a bit much on their plate what with terror alerts and all?

[colin bird]

Did they actually arrest you and take to the  nic ?
What a waxxxr of  a postman and waste of police time.

[Don Simon]

Was he wearing shorts like most posies do, you should have reported him for showing his disgusting fat hair varicosed vein infested legs.   The sight could have caused PTSD and prevented you from working.

[simon w]

Surely by the time plod arrives (usually takes some time) posties clothing has dried so no evidence that you ever sprayed him 

I would have been there winding him up saying you'd better hope the police arrive quick as your shorts are getting dryer every second 

[nathankaye]

Tell him your spray from brush can reach the gate in ten seconds, can he 😂😂😂

A slight twist on the usual dog signs hes used to seeing

[Don Simon]

When I first saw the post title I was half asleep and without my glasses . . . . . .I thought wow the moderators missed that 

[Shrek]

When I first saw the post title I was half asleep and without my glasses . . . . . .I thought wow the moderators missed that 

 

[duncan h]

Daughter fingered a driver for intimidating her. He got out and started punching window saying he was going to kill her. police said she provoked him
Made driving transit with top part of wing mirror smashed. Told him he couldn't move it, not even tow it. All 4 wheels had to be off the ground. He walked to Ford dealers and put one on. BUT he had to go on a driving course WTF countries gone mad