[CleanClear]

It bit of a faff, but just remove a spark plug each night??

Or do a classic from mr bean (for those who can remember) just take the steering wheel of 😂😂

Spark plug from a van ? They're almost all diesel and don't have spark plugs.

[duncan h]

It bit of a faff, but just remove a spark plug each night??

Or do a classic from mr bean (for those who can remember) just take the steering wheel of 😂😂

Spark plug from a van ? They're almost all diesel and don't have spark plugs.

Even if it was petrol. removing a spark plug or 2 would be a ball ache. 

[Tosh]

I wonder what pikeys do when someone steals one of their vans.

That would be funny to see,  a car-thief getting his car stolen.

[David Beecroft]

Personally I just take all the wheels off at night and put them under my bed. works a treat!

[G Griffin]

Personally I just take all the wheels off at night and put them under my bed. works a treat!

Is it a divan?
Or do you use an RO?

[Shrek]

I simply take the drivers seat out at night and put it in my garage.
Have you ever tried to drive your van standing up?? No chance 😂😂😂

[G Griffin]

LPG heater fitted by Dazmond will deal with any unwanted attention of your van.
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning".

[nathankaye]

All you need is someone to (sneak) sleep in back of van overnight........now where can you find willing volunteers to do that 😉😉