No I won't be paying anyone's mortgage off, I'm actually buying a dozen brand new vans to fill with leaflets. I'm going to start leafleting mainland UK, taking on a shed load of franchisee's and building a solar panel farm where solar panels are reared from pedigree solar panel breeding stock. Solar Steve will want to amalgamate his empire with mine by offering me his daughters hand (although she hasn't been conceived yet) in marriage to my eldest son, dreaming that we'll be able to take on Perry Tait in the world of crappy, over engineered water fed poles.