[Bungle]

I'm chucking my 5 year old out on his ear. He can fend for himself. Then I'm going to rent his room out for 2k a month. Then I'm going to buy 20 brand new vans and get Ionics ppb systems in them. Park them all up the street ( that'll get the naybours jealous). Then I'm going to get 15 million pamphlets printed and have them delivered to every address in UK. I reckon I'll pick up at least 20 new jobs from that. Then I got to employ 30 top shiners who haven't got a job and work for me. Then I'll need a couple of dolly birds to work in my extravagant office. In there lunch hour they can stand on the street corner holding placards advertising our services.  Will I need a 50" monitor or 100" do you think?

Have I missed anything? I don't think I have.

[ascjim]

jealousy gets you no where

[Perfect Windows]

Have I missed anything?

Humour.

[p1w1]

I'm chucking my 5 year old out on his ear. He can fend for himself. Then I'm going to rent his room out for 2k a month. Then I'm going to buy 20 brand new vans and get Ionics ppb systems in them. Park them all up the street ( that'll get the naybours jealous). Then I'm going to get 15 million pamphlets printed and have them delivered to every address in UK. I reckon I'll pick up at least 20 new jobs from that. Then I got to employ 30 top shiners who haven't got a job and work for me. Then I'll need a couple of dolly birds to work in my extravagant office. In there lunch hour they can stand on the street corner holding placards advertising our services.  Will I need a 50" monitor or 100" do you think?

Have I missed anything? I don't think I have.

A few years of school judging by your spelling and grammer. 

[Lee Pryor]

I'm chucking my 5 year old out on his ear. He can fend for himself. Then I'm going to rent his room out for 2k a month. Then I'm going to buy 20 brand new vans and get Ionics ppb systems in them. Park them all up the street ( that'll get the naybours jealous). Then I'm going to get 15 million pamphlets printed and have them delivered to every address in UK. I reckon I'll pick up at least 20 new jobs from that. Then I got to employ 30 top shiners who haven't got a job and work for me. Then I'll need a couple of dolly birds to work in my extravagant office. In there lunch hour they can stand on the street corner holding placards advertising our services.  Will I need a 50" monitor or 100" do you think?

Have I missed anything? I don't think I have.

Bungle I think the best thing you can do IS chuck out your 5 year old.

That way he wont be brought up by you with your negative, bad and rude attitude. He might instead be instilled with ambition and the guts to act on it.

You, bungle, will never be more than you are now. Its a shame you have to hate on someone that wants to be more and is having a go. i wonder why that has brought stuff like this out of you.

Chuck your son out Bungle, he will have a better chance than with you.   

[DaveG]

I'm chucking my 5 year old out on his ear. He can fend for himself. Then I'm going to rent his room out for 2k a month. Then I'm going to buy 20 brand new vans and get Ionics ppb systems in them. Park them all up the street ( that'll get the naybours jealous). Then I'm going to get 15 million pamphlets printed and have them delivered to every address in UK. I reckon I'll pick up at least 20 new jobs from that. Then I got to employ 30 top shiners who haven't got a job and work for me. Then I'll need a couple of dolly birds to work in my extravagant office. In there lunch hour they can stand on the street corner holding placards advertising our services.  Will I need a 50" monitor or 100" do you think?

Have I missed anything? I don't think I have.

A few years of school judging by your spelling and grammer. 

Grammar? 

[Bungle]

I'm chucking my 5 year old out on his ear. He can fend for himself. Then I'm going to rent his room out for 2k a month. Then I'm going to buy 20 brand new vans and get Ionics ppb systems in them. Park them all up the street ( that'll get the naybours jealous). Then I'm going to get 15 million pamphlets printed and have them delivered to every address in UK. I reckon I'll pick up at least 20 new jobs from that. Then I got to employ 30 top shiners who haven't got a job and work for me. Then I'll need a couple of dolly birds to work in my extravagant office. In there lunch hour they can stand on the street corner holding placards advertising our services.  Will I need a 50" monitor or 100" do you think?

Have I missed anything? I don't think I have.

A few years of school judging by your spelling and grammer. 

It's grammar you dimwit.

[p1w1]

I'm chucking my 5 year old out on his ear. He can fend for himself. Then I'm going to rent his room out for 2k a month. Then I'm going to buy 20 brand new vans and get Ionics ppb systems in them. Park them all up the street ( that'll get the naybours jealous). Then I'm going to get 15 million pamphlets printed and have them delivered to every address in UK. I reckon I'll pick up at least 20 new jobs from that. Then I got to employ 30 top shiners who haven't got a job and work for me. Then I'll need a couple of dolly birds to work in my extravagant office. In there lunch hour they can stand on the street corner holding placards advertising our services.  Will I need a 50" monitor or 100" do you think?

Have I missed anything? I don't think I have.

A few years of school judging by your spelling and grammer. 

Grammar? 

i thought it could backfire on me 

[Smurf]

I'm chucking my 5 year old out on his ear. He can fend for himself. Then I'm going to rent his room out for 2k a month. Then I'm going to buy 20 brand new vans and get Ionics ppb systems in them. Park them all up the street ( that'll get the naybours jealous). Then I'm going to get 15 million pamphlets printed and have them delivered to every address in UK. I reckon I'll pick up at least 20 new jobs from that. Then I got to employ 30 top shiners who haven't got a job and work for me. Then I'll need a couple of dolly birds to work in my extravagant office. In there lunch hour they can stand on the street corner holding placards advertising our services.  Will I need a 50" monitor or 100" do you think?

Have I missed anything? I don't think I have.

A few years of school judging by your spelling and grammer. 

It's grammar you dimwit.

  Now that make me laugh

[ChumBucket]

Just inputted my figures into Ant and dec's super computer and apparently I'm going to have 17 vans on the road by 2044. I'll spare you all the embarrassment of the OTT thank you list!

[Smurf]

On a serious note you can't knock anyone that has ambition, drive & determination to do well.

[ChumBucket]

On a serious note you can't knock anyone that has ambition, drive & determination to do well.

No but you can knock 'em for just about everything else!

[paulben]

If I had a couple of dolly birds could think of something better than have them stand on street corner

[nathankaye]

Have I missed anything? I don't think I have.
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A few years of school judging by your spelling and grammer. 
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No we shouldnt knock anybody's drive and ambition but when its not got a supporting business plan and realistic business forecast, it does come across as more foolish/desperate perhaps than ambitious.   

I thought he was imitating lees' bad grammar and spelling,