[dazmond]

i dont think ive ever had such a scatty,crazy customer!

shes a very good looking 20 something with a kid.been cleaning hers for about 6 months now( a 6 weekly job.)her husband is very rarely home when i clean and i have to pre notify for back gates to be left unlocked.

texted her last night.her reply was "husband away so cant leave gate unlocked,can you come one day next week?"this is the third or 4th time shes said this over the months.

also shes said "can i pay online"ive sent her my bank details 4 times in 6 months!full of excuses that she cant pay online,something wrong with the internet banking etc,can i collect?yes on a monday evening.followed by can you collect on a thursday evening instead?"

then to top it all she said last time can i give her a WEEKS NOTICE to give her chance to leave the back gate unlocked!

ive not dropped her earlier cos its a nice easy 10 min job for £10 right near a cluster of other easy £10-£15 jobs but ive had enough now!

[NWH]

Difficult dropping em though when there proper crumpet you keep thinking this time she might let me do her insides lol 😂😂😂👅👅👅

[deeege]

You've been far too generous Daz.

6 weekly clean, 4 not today's and you've been cleaning it for only 6 months? That's means that she's tried it on for every clean you've done? I'd have binned her long ago whether she's near other work or not.

[SeanK]

You've been far too generous Daz.

6 weekly clean, 4 not today's and you've been cleaning it for only 6 months? That's means that she's tried it on for every clean you've done? I'd have binned her long ago whether she's near other work or not.

But she's hot.

[NWH]

She's hot yeah I bet that's why he keeps going lol,she can't believe there's no bend in his pole that's why she says you'll have to come back.

[deeege]

You've been far too generous Daz.

6 weekly clean, 4 not today's and you've been cleaning it for only 6 months? That's means that she's tried it on for every clean you've done? I'd have binned her long ago whether she's near other work or not.

But she's hot.

She's mid 20's,  far too young for Daz. I've met him,  he's pushing 50 

[NWH]

I've often wondered how it will be in the future with homeowners getting younger I can see a new generation of people messing the likes of us about as they seem to have less money but expectations of living in a nice house and everything that goes with it,if they all have the mind set of my nephew we are in trouble he doesn't seem to care who he owes money to its water of a ducks back.

[Clever Forum Name]

Sounds like you have been honey potted TBH.

I have lost count of the times I have quoted cheaper to get a proper fit customer on board. Not talking like a 7or8 talking like a 11 out of 10.

Last job was a 3 story town house.

3 polish POLE dancers. They asked if I could come mid afternoon each time. So they will be up as obviously work nights. No problem at all.

First clean all 3 are in conny watching each other trying new moves. They see me and I said sorry I will come back later. Don't be silly. Carry on.

Then one turns round and said would you tip this.

She does a move which I can only describe as pure filth and I was like Urm yeah that's amazing lol.

So clean all Windows. I'd want £20 all day long. I am doing this house for £10 knowing in summer time what goes on.

Now the honey pot part.

ONCE in 2 and half years have I seen someone. They pay online and I never see anyone.

I always here clapping in side or laughter when cleaning. Once I heard something like. Monica that move would get you chucked out.

So I am like yeeeeeeeah great.

[Dave Willis]

Am I on the right forum

[Shane sharples]

Sounds like you have been honey potted TBH.

I have lost count of the times I have quoted cheaper to get a proper fit customer on board. Not talking like a 7or8 talking like a 11 out of 10.

Last job was a 3 story town house.

3 polish POLE dancers. They asked if I could come mid afternoon each time. So they will be up as obviously work nights. No problem at all.

First clean all 3 are in conny watching each other trying new moves. They see me and I said sorry I will come back later. Don't be silly. Carry on.

Then one turns round and said would you tip this.

She does a move which I can only describe as pure filth and I was like Urm yeah that's amazing lol.

So clean all Windows. I'd want £20 all day long. I am doing this house for £10 knowing in summer time what goes on.

Now the honey pot part.

ONCE in 2 and half years have I seen someone. They pay online and I never see anyone.

I always here clapping in side or laughter when cleaning. Once I heard something like. Monica that move would get you chucked out.

So I am like yeeeeeeeah great.

Think it's best if you do that one trad , you'll do a better job up ladders looking in the windows 

[NWH]

I heard clapping inside oh how that made me laugh,I'd have had to get the old ladder off. 👅👅👅👅👈👈👈

[Micky Barber]

Tell her you'll do em for nothing if you can do her insides when the old mans away.

[W.booler]

You could say "listen little sis, if you don't play by the rules then I'm telling father" that should put an end to the messing 🤓

[AuRavelling79]

i dont think ive ever had such a scatty,crazy customer!

shes a very good looking 20 something with a kid.been cleaning hers for about 6 months now( a 6 weekly job.)her husband is very rarely home when i clean and i have to pre notify for back gates to be left unlocked.

IMO This is why you have put up with this for so long. 

texted her last night.her reply was "husband away so cant leave gate unlocked,can you come one day next week?"this is the third or 4th time shes said this over the months.

also shes said "can i pay online"ive sent her my bank details 4 times in 6 months!full of excuses that she cant pay online,something wrong with the internet banking etc,can i collect?yes on a monday evening.followed by can you collect on a thursday evening instead?"

then to top it all she said last time can i give her a WEEKS NOTICE to give her chance to leave the back gate unlocked!

ive not dropped her earlier cos its a nice easy 10 min job for £10 right near a cluster of other easy £10-£15 jobs but ive had enough now!

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[Matt.]

It must be today !!!!!!!

I have been on a job this afternoon, me mate rings me about 12 ish, ........ Hello Matt, get on this, av just been cleaning a house in bowring park,  the lady from across the way ( young girl nice looking ) shouts over how much to do mine, he says £10 for the first clean £7 after that, the next thing her fella has come out shouting the large one, who do you think ur ripping off lad al come round and smash ya head in,  ( now me mate is only a small lad ) so any way from 3 houses away he's come in his car and he's a big lad with his mates, (3 of them ) tried to run the lad who was working with him over. Me mate has tried to calm it down and walked off to carry on but these won't let it go, he's just text me to say they have taken his ladders and trad swag off him.

Now wots going on in this idiots head, av just said to him ring the police, coz u have to work round there, an ya can't be aving idiots like this everyday.

[robbo333]

This is interesting
Daz you've got the hots mate...got one myself...gorgeous and she tells me she likes playing with toys!
Everyone else...take up boxing...if anyone messes with you the conversations will be short. ;-)

[Clever Forum Name]

Sounds like you have been honey potted TBH.

I have lost count of the times I have quoted cheaper to get a proper fit customer on board. Not talking like a 7or8 talking like a 11 out of 10.

Last job was a 3 story town house.

3 polish POLE dancers. They asked if I could come mid afternoon each time. So they will be up as obviously work nights. No problem at all.

First clean all 3 are in conny watching each other trying new moves. They see me and I said sorry I will come back later. Don't be silly. Carry on.

Then one turns round and said would you tip this.

She does a move which I can only describe as pure filth and I was like Urm yeah that's amazing lol.

So clean all Windows. I'd want £20 all day long. I am doing this house for £10 knowing in summer time what goes on.

Now the honey pot part.

ONCE in 2 and half years have I seen someone. They pay online and I never see anyone.

I always here clapping in side or laughter when cleaning. Once I heard something like. Monica that move would get you chucked out.

So I am like yeeeeeeeah great.

Think it's best if you do that one trad , you'll do a better job up ladders looking in the windows 

Its 3 story with a conny out the back or lean to i should say so no chance lol.

They were proper proper stunners. I saw were, i never see the feckers anymore lol

[dazmond]

It must be today !!!!!!!

I have been on a job this afternoon, me mate rings me about 12 ish, ........ Hello Matt, get on this, av just been cleaning a house in bowring park,  the lady from across the way ( young girl nice looking ) shouts over how much to do mine, he says £10 for the first clean £7 after that, the next thing her fella has come out shouting the large one, who do you think ur ripping off lad al come round and smash ya head in,  ( now me mate is only a small lad ) so any way from 3 houses away he's come in his car and he's a big lad with his mates, (3 of them ) tried to run the lad who was working with him over. Me mate has tried to calm it down and walked off to carry on but these won't let it go, he's just text me to say they have taken his ladders and trad swag off him.

Now wots going on in this idiots head, av just said to him ring the police, coz u have to work round there, an ya can't be aving idiots like this everyday.

sounds like a proper headcase!hope your mates ok?

[dazmond]

You've been far too generous Daz.

6 weekly clean, 4 not today's and you've been cleaning it for only 6 months? That's means that she's tried it on for every clean you've done? I'd have binned her long ago whether she's near other work or not.

But she's hot.

She's mid 20's,  far too young for Daz. I've met him,  he's pushing 50 

 

im 44 danny!you must be pushing 40 mate?it comes to us all!

[dazmond]

You've been far too generous Daz.

6 weekly clean, 4 not today's and you've been cleaning it for only 6 months? That's means that she's tried it on for every clean you've done? I'd have binned her long ago whether she's near other work or not.

i know,i know!

she did get me a neighbours house too a while ago who has been good as gold(shes hot too!).both mid twenties.